The following is a poem I wrote for creative writing class approximately one year ago. It's about Snuggies. Enjoy. (PS. I got an A+ for this one).
Snuggie Man
I should have invented the Snuggie.
It’s not like I haven’t wished my blanket had sleeves,
But I was too lazy to do something about it.
And you know someone out there
Has a blanket with sleeves
They made to wear around the house
And now they are kicking themselves
Because there is now a Snuggie millionaire out there
Making Snuggies for himself out of silk and gold.
I guess people haven’t realized yet
A Snuggie is backwards bathrobe.
But at least we aren’t wearing Shamwows.
Kudos to you, Snuggie man.
You have balls.
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