An unexplainable crack has caused a "catastophic leak" in Boston's major water supply pipe. Because of this, if we drink the water, we risk serious illness.
The pipe is pumping 8 million gallons of water into the Charles River per HOUR.
Everyone's out buying bottled water, but its running out pretty damn fast. I hope I don't get too thirsty :(
Perhaps this is a hoax created by the water bottle companies. They must be suffering from this whole "going green" trend. Hopefully that's all it is.